Star Wars Messages and Quotes

Last Updated March 27, 2022

The universe is so perfectly detailed and brilliant that it’s challenging to picture yourself in it. Who doesn’t want to be a Jedi? Star Wars wasn’t ever only about the films. Good vs. evil, vehicles, weapons make weird noises, brilliant and funny characters, and cool creatures. It is great, classic storytelling infinitely entertaining, with the right formula of action, romance, and angst. We loved all the toys created around Star Wars’ expanded universe, which is built up by the addition of new planets, new aliens, character backstories, and Star Wars complex technology. Struggling between Good and Evil led to epic space fights that continue to impact millions of fans of different cultures and generations worldwide. Star Wars is part of us, and we are part of it. Even those who are not Star Wars fans may have heard some of the famous sayings that have been quoted in their popular movies. Star Wars fans have linked these quotes to their everyday life. Many big ideas are captured in a few lines of dialogue between the characters or simple memorable phrases used by many people in everyday conversations. Almost all of us know at least one person that loves Star Wars!

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Star Wars Quotes

All too easy.
Apology accepted, Captain Needa.
Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
Awww! But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!!!
Ben! I can be a Jedi. Ben, tell him I’m ready! (Thumps head on ceiling.) Ow!
Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We’re gonna have company!
Bounty hunters! We don’t need this scum.
Boy, it’s lucky you have these compartments!
But how could they be jamming us if they don’t know… that we’re… coming?
Do. Or do not. There is no try. – By Yoda
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. – By Yoda
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic — before the dark times. Before the Empire.

I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
If they follow standard Imperial procedure, they’ll dump their garbage before they go to light speed. Then we just… float away.… With the rest of the garbage.
If you’re saying that coming here was a bad idea, I’m starting to agree with you.
In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. – By Obi-Wan Kenobi
It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity.
It’s not fair! They promised me they had fixed it! It’s not my fault!
It’s not impossible. I used bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home; they’re not much bigger than two meters.
It’s not my fault. – By Han Solo
I’ve got a bad feeling about this. – By Han Solo
Keep your distance, Chewie, but don’t, y’know, look like you’re keeping your distance. (Grumbled questioning bark.) …I don’t know. Fly casual.
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Luke, you switched off your targeting computer — what’s wrong?… Nothing! I’m all right.
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
Mind tricks don’t work on me. – By Watto
Never tell me the odds. – By Han Solo
No reward is worth this.
No! Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. – By Yoda
Now, witness the power of this fully operational battle station.
Only a master of evil, Darth.
Only at the end do you realize the power of the Dark Side.
R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!
Search your feelings.

Shut him up or shut him down.
So what I told you was true… from a certain point of view.…A certain point of view?!
Somebody has to save our skins. – By Leia Organa
Sorry about the mess.
Stay on target. – By Gold Five
Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
That boy is our last hope.”
That’s impossible.
That’s no moon.
That’s not true.
That… is why you fail.
The circle is now complete.
There’s always a bigger fish. – By Qui-Gon Jinn
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
This is a new day, a new beginning. – By Ahsoka Tano
This is some rescue!
Told you I did. Reckless is he. …Now, matters are worse.
Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy!
Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you.(Winces.) Uh, how are you?
Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Wait. I know that laugh…
We have — ugh! — powerful friends. You’re going to regret this.…I’m sure.″
We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.
We would be honored if you would join us.
Well, you said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.…I take it back!
What have you done?! I’m BACKWARDS.
Who’s the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him? – By Obi-Wan Kenobi
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.”
Would it help if I got out and pushed?!!…It might!″
Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?!
Yeah… you’re a real hero.
You are a member of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.
You are unwise to lower your defenses!
You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.
You don’t have to do this to impress me.

You know, that little droid is going to cause me a lot of trouble.…Oh, he excels at that, sir.
You will be.
You will find that it is you who are mistaken… about a great many things.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. …We must be cautious.
You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system!
You’ll find I’m full of surprises!
Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. – By Obi-Wan Kenobi
Your focus determines your reality. – By Qui-Gon Jinn
Your weapon… you will not need it.
Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes; your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your… sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now, his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side… then perhaps she will…
Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.
He certainly has courage… Yeah, but what good is that if he gets himself killed?
He is as clumsy as he is stupid!
He’s the brains, sweetheart!
Hey, I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur.…There’s nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.…You’re gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can.…Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
I find your lack of faith disturbing. – By Darth Vader
I happen to like… nice men.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I have you now!
I never doubted you! Wonderful!
I saw… a city in the clouds.
I think I just blasted it.
I’ll never join you.
I’m Luke Skywalker? I’m here to rescue you!…You’re who?
I’m not afraid.